Thursday, February 28, 2008

Quote of the Day...

...from the Mann House (screenplay style)

ALEX and DAD sit side by side watching television in the Mann family basement.

DAD
This is gonna be a good game...

My stepmother, JEANETTE, is on the first level and approaches the stairway to the basement, and yells at the two males while hovering over the basement entrance.

Jeanette
(V.O.)
Did someone use the new toilet!?

Dad and Alex look at each other.

Alex
I didn't use it...

Dad
Yeah, I used it, why?

Jeanette
(VO)
They're still working on the new bathroom! It's got pee in it!

Dad
Hey, I know! I was careful with my aim....

Dad shrugs and Alex and continues watching television.

Scene.

...maybe you had to be there...

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